Who gives a monkeys what the Lib Dems say or do at their pointless seaside conference?

The Lib Dems are having a conference in Bournemouth. Bully for them. But whatever they say or do isn’t going to make the blindest difference to anything. So why should we care? (Hat tip: Adrian Weale)

As usual, the Daily Mash nails it:

“The Liberal Democrats are actually very sweet. It’s a bit like watching a child put on a pair of daddy’s shoes, pick up his briefcase and clomp up and down the hallway pretending to be a ‘businessyman’.

“Then, of course, everyone has to sit down and discuss ‘plolicies’ while eating invisible cake and drinking a small, plastic pot of imaginary tea.”