Churchill's conservatives are, 'like, total Nazis', says Dr Goebbels

Herr Ubergronwindfarmwirtschaftsselbstmordfuhrer Huhne, yesterday

Winston Churchill and his fellow Conservatives are “like, a bunch of total Nazis”, Germany’s Reich Minister of Propaganda told a conference yesterday.

“All we’re trying to do is make Europe (and those parts of the Soviet Union and anywhere else in the world we overrun) the Greenest Continent Ever. And what’s that fascist Nazi Churchill trying to do? Why only to derail our plans at every turn with his obsessive right-wing fixation with liberty and economic freedom and sovereignty and not killing people who disagree with you. That man’s a zealot, I tell you. A total zealot. Does he not care a damn about all the polar bears that would have been saved, all the fractions of a degree which would have been shaved off global climate change, all the green jobs which…

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