'Wind farms cure cancer, save kittens, create world peace' says new wind industry report

Wind energy is great says a new report commissioned by the Labour think tank Institute For Public Policy Research.

Among the report’s findings are that large scale industrial wind farms can:

• Boost GDP growth by up to 3,000 per cent

• Cure all known forms of cancer

• Rescue drowning kittens from sacks in canals and lead them to secure, happy homes where they are well cared for in handcrafted wicker baskets with lovely, snuggly faux-sheepskin blankets for them to purr on and little saucers of organic Jersey cream designed by Cath Kidston.

• Treble the beauty of the landscape.

• Engender social justice.

• Bring about lasting world peace.

• Mean that if you’re an ordinary, struggling working class landowner like Earl Spencer, the Duke of Gloucester, Lord Gisborough, the…

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  1. I go to a country school, and most of the kids there are fighting wind farms alongside GCSEs! We’re an island; the sea has always been our biggest asset! Use tidal turbines, wind turbines don’t work! I’ve been fighting these for the last five years! I know kids in our village that can’t remember before we were fighting the wind farms. It’s all so wrong! Thank you, James Delingpole, for finally bringing some sanity to it all.

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