Pretty sure these ones aren’t mine. Bloody hell, hope Sam doesn’t notice
To me it’s a sign that he and Samantha are normal parents, that’s all. Have I ever accidentally left any of my offspring behind in playgrounds/beaches/pubs/casinos/abbatoirs/brothels? Quite possibly. I really can’t remember but if I ever did the process would have gone something like this: Massive panic. Huge bollocking from the wife. Mad dash to retrieve child/children. Relief all round. But hey, nobody died.
When you have your first child – and I remember this vividly as I looked down on Infant 1, who had emerged barely 30 seconds earlier and had been passed to me by the midwife saying “He’s yours now!” – your immediate instinct is: “This can’t be right. I’ve…
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